A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!
the mixture of good and bad that is stereotypically spoken by wannabe roadmen commonly used by white kids
When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)
hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight
When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre
"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"
A speng is an idiot or brainless person. Other forms are spengism and spengist.
‘Emerson Murphy is an utter speng boi.’ ‘Reece Sheldon studied spengism at docile university.’ ‘Jake ‘swaz spaz’ Nolan is a spengist.
This is where you call someone special or a bit of a spaz and then you call them peng