dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

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speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight