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Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”
A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
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An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"
Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.
Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...
Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish
Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”
Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”
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Male Masturbation
The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.
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Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."