Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

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spling

Science bling. Chromed out sweet pieces of science that can be worn on a string or chain.

"Dude check out this tight piece of spling"

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splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person

1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'

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Splick Spling

Methamphetamines.
Crank.
Speed.

I just did a FAT line of Splick Spling

Splinging

snapping a rubber band against something or someone

I was splinging someone with my rubber band