Sploot

The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.

If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.

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Sploot

Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.

"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"

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SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!

I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier

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sploot

An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.

I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman

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Sploot Jootin

(V)the act of blowing bubbles using semen.

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."

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sploot

Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole

OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf

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Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"