SPOTIFY

GET SPOTIFY PREMIUM YOU CHEAP FUCK

Bob: peacefully listening to music on shuffle
SPOTIFY: GET PEREMIUM YOU CHEAP BAG OF SHIT

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spotifying

when a budding entanglement, typically between two women, quickly advances through the medium of a shared spotify playlist.

“my bumble match is spotifying me, it will be a June wedding”

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Spotified

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.

"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."

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Spotifier

A person who usually listens to music on Spotify. A premium member to Spotify

Eg. What app do you use to listen to music on your phone these days?

Person B: I'm a spotifier. Premium member to Spotify, so I use the Spotify app to stream songs online.n

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Spotified

To send someone a song, via the music application Spotify.

"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."

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Spotified

Unremovable skidmarks in granny panties.

Yo dude yo momma spotified her panties. Where's my tin foil hat?

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spotifiable

Whether an artist, album, track, or other musical category can be found and heard on the popular music streaming service, Spotify.

"Hey Will, have you heard the new The Bad Plus album yet?"
"I have not! Is it spotifiable?"

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