Spotified

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.

"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."

5👍 3👎

Spotify

a platform where you can exerce the act of spotification on other people

Guy 1: wanna do some spotifying
Guy 2: ok lets spotify

1👍 1👎

Spotifier

A person who usually listens to music on Spotify. A premium member to Spotify

Eg. What app do you use to listen to music on your phone these days?

Person B: I'm a spotifier. Premium member to Spotify, so I use the Spotify app to stream songs online.n

3👍 2👎

Spotified

To send someone a song, via the music application Spotify.

"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."

3👍 3👎

Spotify

To give unnecessary, annoying inputs in the middle of a pleasant conversation, discussion or speech.

a. He's totally Spotified that seminar with those dumb questions
b. We're discussing the Eurozone crisis, can you please stop Spotifying us with your comments

20👍 46👎

Spotified

Unremovable skidmarks in granny panties.

Yo dude yo momma spotified her panties. Where's my tin foil hat?

2👍 2👎

spotifiable

Whether an artist, album, track, or other musical category can be found and heard on the popular music streaming service, Spotify.

"Hey Will, have you heard the new The Bad Plus album yet?"
"I have not! Is it spotifiable?"

1👍 1👎