Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

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squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

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Squanch

A shit (n)
The act of deification (v)

“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish

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squanch

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

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Squanch

Dirty hairy nasty blown out vagina

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley

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Squanch

The word squanch has a similar meaning to words like: whammed, hench and dench. However, if you are squanch you are also quite likely to be aggressive or on piss/violence. It will often be used as a compliment amongst the mandem.

"Oi, you ain't even squanch blud"

"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"

"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"

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squanch

-Another term for meh, except much better.

Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:
Squanch

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