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A time of day. Can be anywhere between 7 PM and 3 AM.
Cody: "Say, Dan, will you be online at say.... starcraft?"
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A computer game you play before you die.
I played starcraft to much and I died but my account name "nigball" has a ratio of 100000000/0.
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The drug that is responsible for ruining the lives of many, most notably students. Also known as one of the world's most effective girlfriend-killers.
person 1: Hey man, you got a freakin' 12 on the last test...
person 2: goddamn starcraft...
person 1: what's the matter? where'd lindsey go?
person 2: (weeps) it was starcraft or her...
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One of the best RTS (real time strategy) games of all time. Better than C&C and Warcraft. Arguably the most balanced game of all time.
Loser :Doood! I just gotz meh Bladezmasta, naow ima pwn ur a$$!
Winner : *sigh* when will you learn that I don't play Warcraft? (A game for losers, except for the DOTA version) Get a life and play some Starcraft n00b.
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american version- pretty cool game, made by blizzard in the 1980's this game takes a good amount of brainpower to have fun in
Korean version- The ultimate sport, this is your RELIGION, the meaning of life, this amazing blessing from the gods of computers is better than the orgasm, a underrated practice in korea.
Though, many koreans have broke free from the pack, and have fleed to america
#1 white guy- i play baseball soccer football and lacrosse. you?
korean guy- starcraft
#2 Drunk horny girl- omfg i need to have sex now idc who it is! whadya wanna do to me
korean guy-starcraft
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Dude, we're having a LAN party. We're going to play 42 hours of starcraft straight with a few urban terror breaks!
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An incredible real time strategy we Americans made for fun,
although the Koreans took it, and made it their lifestyle, culture, national sport, etc. etc., if a baby born in Korea is unable to defeat the computer at birth, it is dubbed ill and is left for the dead at the local hospis
Any local korean child is most likely able to play starcraft or is at least decent at it (this shows they are american born)Not all Koreans are like this though, some are normal
popular kid enters "gang" of koreans: ehy guys what are you playing?
Koreans: snort snort starcraft hehe lolz
popular kid: o really? nice my uncle works at blizzard he tells me about it... lemme try
*plays*
popular kid: aw dammit the computer beat me! this is hard
Koreans: LOLZ LMAO KGMAOGJASKD JKGSHKGIAS BKJDSDHSFNB GHJDMNHJDM HARHARHAHRAHHR U SUCK L=HAHAHKASGSAGL AJ65479782R8Y IWHRESGB JS WHAT A LOSER
popular kid: wait wtf? cmon it's just a game... ill get better at it, it's pretty fun
Koreans: HARHAHRAHRHA SHUT UP U SUCK
popular kid *getting pissed*: hey why don't you guys shut up, your the losers
Koreans: DHEAsegf fhjsafdsgeasj fvsgjaf jH FDSAGF HSDGAHF DSGF SHBJNAH UR DA LOZAH GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHJGNFHVJRNFHVGFJRNHGJFRNHVJN
popular kid: *gives signal*
*jocks comes in with baseball bats, cleats, lacrosse sticks, and bb guns*
Koreans: HARAHRAHRHAR ARE THESE UR LOSWER FRIENDSM BFGHESDHARSKF HB
*bang smack slash rack brack*
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