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Where you think all the stoners are trying to mass communicate through urban dictionary. And you're meant to be reading this now because you are stoned. You'll know what it means. And you're stuck trying to make a decision andyouforgot what you just wrote. So the decision is to go to sleep even though you know there's something profound here. Everything must be urgently.....forgot.
Im stoned now, so I'm pretty sure im stuck here. In this reality.
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The ultimate state of mind. After hits of the finest ganja this state comes on. You feel like your in the same world but everything is funny, round and movie like. You might get a bit panicky and walk around trying to be sober but your just fucking gone! Licking your lips makes you feel like an old man and time is slow as hell. You make the best quotes in the world and you feel everything is about now. If you get really stoned you may feel like your house/town is the biggest place in the world, everything is oing on now. You feel like your watchin yaself
Mate 1: maaatteee i think ive missed something important
Mate 2: your college interview
Mate 1: what?
Mate:2: ahaha stoned!
Mate 1:my bus is gone!
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the state of having Rocked the Ganj
Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign
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After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.
where were you while we were getting high?
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After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.
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the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !
"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."
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1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.
2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.
1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.
2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"
"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."
3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"
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