stonks

achieve much profit many yes

omg we have achieved stonks level

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stonking

massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.

R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.

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stonks

you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you

Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks

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stonk on

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!

I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!

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stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

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Stonks

1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards

2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks

3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.

George loves investing in stonks.

Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.

Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks

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not stonks

A version of the stonks meme which has the same meaning but is written as the opposite. Both memes represent a bad economic decision. The meme is oftens depicted as a computerised face photoshopped onto a business suit standing infront of a red background of declining stocks.

Friend: I just spend $100 on a burrito
Me: Not Stonks

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