Stove

An older beat up Ghetto car.

"Hey man, let's cruise in your stove, mine has a flat tire, and I got my mini spare on the other side already" .

stove

mindless smashing or slashing.

eh cod me ah prick so ah stoved his heed in way a boatel eh buc

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stoving

Eloquent synonym for copulation

I totally stoved that ho last night.

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stoves

The term used to describe the movement of an object that moves accross anything.

Look! It's William, look at the way he stoves accross the street.

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

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Stoveing

Code word used when shitting your pants at work

Big Mike said he had to go home because because his mother “left the stove on.” In reality, he trusted a fart and it let him down. He wasn’t mad at the fart, just disappointed. He later admitted to stoveing his pants

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stove

something that ONLY women should use, to make delicious food

Women don't need watches because there is a clock above the stove where they work and were no guys work.

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