Stoveing

Code word used when shitting your pants at work

Big Mike said he had to go home because because his mother “left the stove on.” In reality, he trusted a fart and it let him down. He wasn’t mad at the fart, just disappointed. He later admitted to stoveing his pants

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Stoved

To hit, slam, or smash into something or someone.

I went off the road and stoved into a tree.

stoving

Northern Irish slang for 'extremely drunk'. Particularly in Strabane.

'Aye, I was wile stoving last night, had to be taken home.'

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stove

to do something of extreme stupidity.

-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"

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Stoved

To be extremely stoned, similar to being in a stove or hotbox

Dude 1: Bro are you feeling good?
Dude 2: Yeah bro i'm stoved to the bone right now
Dude 1: My guy

Stove

A white woman who ONLY likes black guys bbc slut and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. She has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. It's black or nothing.

Girl: "Oh he's cute, would you date him?"

Stove: "Ew, no he's not black."

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Stove

The process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.

Oh my God! He had his head stoved in with a brick!

or

I'm so gonna stove that cats head in.

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