A two face Motherβs fuckin dick suckin bitch
Stuart is a bitch
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A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting
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An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.
Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
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i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
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When an annoying person overly uses a moviebit, phrase, impersonation, or action of some sort. It will then be unusable for future reference.
"I feel the need for speed!" Sorry can't use that quote, it's already been Stuarted.
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when an individual exposes his/her pubic hair by mistake or without knowing its out
stuart:watch me hang from this bar
robbie:ok
stuart jumps and grabs onto bar*
robbie:AAAAAW DUDE THTS SICK!
stuart:what?
looks down and notices*
stuart:OOH SHIT
jumps down and covers
stuart has done a stuart
A mysterious name yelled in retaliation or in response to drive-by slandering; the name "Stuart" or "Stewart" is a non-sequitur intended to confuse unsuspecting bullies.
It has been commonly used throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, especially the North Bay, since the early 2000's.
The strange phrase has been known to cause car accidents.
Jeep full of drunken pricks:
"FAGGOTS!"
Pedestrians: "STUART!"
Jeep full of drunken pricks: "?"
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