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(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.
What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.
"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"
When you go down on a girl who has both crabs and meat curtains.
'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.
Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.
A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.
I got a little surf and turf last night.
When you eat a steak or hamburger then go and eat a girl’s pussy.
Did you hear about Tory? He had surf and turf in the parking lot of the Walmart.
When you have crabs (STD) and give a girl a schlonging.
"My boy gave me some good surf and turf last night, but now my vag itches"