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The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
“Have you heard Earl Sweatshirt’s album “doris” it’s really good”
A lint ball that forms on a sweatshirt. They often form in clumps.
In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.
A sub-group of the human female species defined by the ability to assume hottie status by donning a sweatshirt, usually emblazoned with the acronym for the local university. They are particularly common in Central Florida on the UCF campus, during the frigid winter months between November to January when temperatures plummet south of 85 degrees. The sweatshirt hottie ensemble typically comprises the requisite sweatshirt (hoodies are cuter), tight jeans that morph cellulite into a sexiness, a thick black belt and flip flops: after all, it is Florida. Sneakers are passable. Proper sweatshirt fit is crucial: it should obscure rolls and muffin tops, while suggesting the presence of large breasts. A more disheveled hairstyle adds to the effect: the sweatshirt hottie appears relaxed, vibrant, sexy and, due to the attire, vaguely or wholly athletic.
Note to be confused with a sweater hottie.
"This campus is great. Half-naked, tan, athletic girls all spring and summer, and sweatshirt hotties during the two seconds of winter."
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The coolest nigga in odd future. Though he looks like the richest homeless man, he still puts out fire ass music .
Insta: uhohsokona
"ay turn up that Earl sweatshirt real quick!"
Birth name, Thebe Kgositsile, the roughly-put hottest rapper out of OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB. He raps about coke, raping hoes and bodily fluids. He has not recently been making music, due to his sudden dissapperence. Some sources believe that he is attending Coral Reef Academy in Samoa. As of this date, his mother will not allow him to release music. He also does not know about the group's rising fame. The OF members vow to free him from Samoa and "rule the world."
OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB!!!!!!!!!! FREE EARL!!!!!!
FUCK EARL SWEATSHIRT'S MOM
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A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.
What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.