Sweet Meat Pete

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.

Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

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sweet meat chunks!

1. A joyful exclamation made when playing WOW, Unreal Tournament, or any FPS (first person shooter) game where opponents explode in a glory of flying, bloody chunks.

2. A general explicative.

3. Exclamation of excitement over a carnivorous feast, primarily food that has meat of an indistinguishable origin.

(after a lot of double-teaming on an alien monster that explodes in a cloud of smoke, metal and splattered alien flesh)
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That was a tough one. We'd better of leveled up after that battle.

or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That asshole in the silver Mercedes almost killed me. My shoulder is all tore up.

or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! Pass me that dish with the broccoli and whatever that is. I'm starving!

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Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

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sweet meat

A homosexual guy, usually, that is noticeably feminine, or extremely sissified.

Look at ol' dude in the street, DATS SWEET MEAT BABY! Look how he switchin, yeah... He sweet meat...

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Sweet in my meat

1. An erection.
2. The cause of an erection.

(2.) "Alli, you're the sweet in my meat."

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tender sweet meat

Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.

Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.

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sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

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