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An insult disguised as a compliment
"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.
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A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
A legendary jerk technique known only by the most prestigious of virgins. The ancient art of the sometimes called “revert jerk” involves massaging the male penis with a reverse grip. For this technique you will want your pinky to be the closest finger to the tip of your penis. Sometimes known as the “Kentucky relay” and sometimes even the “Cog Railway”, this new found grip is guaranteed to change you’re life forever.
“I’m single for Valentine’s Day I guess I’ll have to go home and rock my world with the backhand Tennessee tonight.”
“I walked in on my 10 year old brother doing the Kentucky Relay last night.” “Well damn , he must be a fucking genius because it took me years to fully master my grip.”
“Shits been getting pretty boring with my girl lately. I might have to break down and make that bitch give me the ol’ Cog Railway before it’s to late.”
to have ones hand reversed whilst wanking.
you have your/someones palm on top of cock instead of underneth.
.backhand panther
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Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.
"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."
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To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.
Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.
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When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."