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When you have diarrhea You have your girl lay back with her legs lifted all the way back ... Just before you're about to stick your Dick in are you turning around shit and have vagina and then Bang her as a mud slides out.
Yeah man man my girl got freaky last night I gave her me an old Mississippi mudslide she was pissed off
Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.
Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.
Having anal sex with someone 30 minutes after they eat an entire bar of exlax
If you want to travel the Hershey highway, try the Mississippi mudslide!
Two bros saving money and time as they take a deuce at the same time... in the same toilet.
Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!
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The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"