Shelfing

Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App

“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”

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on the shelf

if someone, especially a woman, is on the shelf, they are not married and people now believe they are too old to get married I was afraid.

my daughter would never find a husband, that she'd be left on the shelf.

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Shelf

Lame

You're so shelf.
So shelf!
Shelve your shelf self.

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shelf

An ass that utterly defies gravity

<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.

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shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

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shelf

to put something in your ass

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

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shelf

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

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