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Something that fails to cause much mirth and amusement
*Mark Brown sees that his security pass has been blu-tacked to the ceiling*
Mark: C'mon guys, that's just not funny
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The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
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a person who hacks at a game made a couple of 20 yr olds on a site made for 8 year olds,after saying the funny it is often followed by aggresive gorilla noises made by a 19 - 20 yr old man if not you can improvise.
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What no female has ever been, nor ever be.
Now that’s so true that it’s not funny
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A way of describing the girl you really like, either to said girl or your friends, without hinting too much. Either used by shy men who have a hard time admitting they really like someone or describing the girl you like to your friend that proclaims himself the matchmaker or love finder (yes, this is a stereotyped friend that every bro has, you may even be this person - if so, you have learned the secret code of bro hinting (ha, and you only thought girls spoke in hint))
Stereotype matchmaker: "hey hey, I hear you and Alexa have a thing, wink wink, nudge nudge."
Shy friend: "Haha, nice try. She is pretty funny tho"
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Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.
This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.
A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."
B:
That's funny (straight face).
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