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A Florida city surrounded by areas that suck. A shining beacon in the middle of backswamp hick counties full of oxygen thieves. A traffic nightmare like no other - correction, like everything else in this state. One of the few non-tourist-traps that our state has to offer to entertain residents. Also one of the most dangerous places in the US, and home to some of the least successful sports franchises in existance.
Polk County sucks, let's go to Tampa.
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A wannabe Atlanta. Ghetto in culture. People in tampa are known as "Tampons"
Hello, my name is william, im from tampa, so im a tampon
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(n.) The offer of $50 for a blowjob
It had been one of those nights, and a long one at that. The beat cops working Tampa's seediest street corner were out of whiskey and out of fucks for the latest loudmouth. "Hel-lo!" Darryl bellowed as they slapped on the cuffs. "That was a 'Tampa hello.' It's how we say hello in Tampa!"
Tampa Tea is an alcoholic beverage comprised of 1 part Jack Daniels and 2 parts Monster Energy Drink.
A Dirty Tampa Tea is the aforementioned mix plus at least 1 mg of powder cocaine
I don’t prefer 4 Locos, I’m a man of culture, I prefer Tampa Tea