he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot
why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?
The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.
Critical damage tarquin Morgan
Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!