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Acronym for Taxed Enough Already. Loose references to the Boston Tea Party of 1773 where citizens revolted against Great Britain over taxation without representation.
The gathering of conservatives, particularly on April 15 2009, to protest "wasteful government spending" aka "allowing tax money to go to anyone who isn't white, male, and protestant or lives in a house ran by one."
Common misconceptions of participators (teabagers) is that they are protesting taxation without representation. In actuality, they are whining about paying taxes and allowing the money to go where it always has (supporting America). And taxpayers are represented by those they elect into the House of Representatives, Senate, and the White House.
What!? My tax dollars are going to help the unemployed?
Nope, let them eat cake, and we'll through a tea party.
What!? My tax dollars are going to an under privileged school?
Nope, no education for those poor bastards on my money. Tea party.
What!? My rich, white, protestant ass is paying more taxes than those poor niggers, spics, and homos!?
Fuck them, tea party time.
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A group sex act in which a group of males surround one person and teabag them (dangle their testicles into the person's mouth) one at a time. As with a train, the term is usually only used when more than seven men are involved.
That girl spent all night at the frat house; first they had a tea party and then they ran a train.
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A gathering of two or more occupied police cars perpendicular to the road. Usually the cars are facing opposite directions, so the officers could feasibly talk to each other. The implication is that if two or more police officers are hanging out together and apparently not doing anything, they can't be doing anything worth the taxpayers' money...short of enjoying a short break with tea and crumpets, of course. What else could they be doing?
I was driving down the road and I passed a tea party. Those cops must not have anything better to do.
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A group of conservatives who attend a rally to teabag each other. The conservatives are usually old, fat white guys who are closet homosexuals. They often carry signs at the rallies about things that they don't understand like socialism, taxation, and healthcare.
Sometimes they perform the homosexual acts for religious purposes as evidenced by a sign at one of the Tea Parties that read "I teabag for Jesus!"
Billy Bob and Cheney left the slaughterhouse to attend a Tea Party so they could teabag each other without their wives finding out about it.
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A group of people who are ineffectual at their job because they are not paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing
The outfielders didn't catch the pop fly because they were standing around having a tea party.
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Sex party consisting of golden showers, tea bagging, watersports, boston pancake, strawberry shortcake, cincinnati bowtie, glass bottom boat, flag polling, all topped off with dirty sanchez, and abe lincoln. Usually practiced by repressed conservatives following a failed political rally.
Goin' to the Tea Party? Yeah, I got my pink socks, an American flag, and plenty of lubricant.
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A party of people sipping tea.
When he's done, you say "oh what a lovely tea party".
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