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A reference to a female chosen for a Leadership position in a Professional Services firm who has “Petered Out”(Peter Principled Out), is a droll presenter, a credit taker, a “Parrettor,” and revels in voice mail minutes that run 90 seconds or more.
Has Solutions in her background. Destined to be “Manojed” or “Clinchyed.”
The Regional Managing Director for the North East is a Teapot.
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The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.
I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.
A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
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where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later
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Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.
I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.
Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.
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The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.
"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
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Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
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