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Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN February 14, 2011

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Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack

by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021


Teleport House

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.

"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI

by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022


Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)

Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...

by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022


Teleporter Camping

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.

*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!

by Mike's_Memes_42 October 16, 2017