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The nicest sport in the world.
I was playing tennis the other day usin my Prince More Response racket and won the math 6-1 6-2
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Short for "tennis shoes."
How do you like my new tennies?
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A game with a racket and a ball. Requires lots of physical work and reflexs. Johns if the world are usually particularly quite good at the sport.
Wow John can really play tennis.
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Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.
Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?
Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.
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A mad ass bitch, who is friendly to everyone. Is funny and tells jokes.
That new chick is such a tenny.
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One of the most athletically demanding sports in the world. People mistake this sport as a "pussy" sport for these reasons
1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about
"The sport of tennis is the hardest sport to play, but a lot of people dont think so."
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The most handsome, sweatiest, hot, sexy, chunky man. He is very loving and has normally has a dirty blonde hair with glasses. He normally wears short very often and doesn't like when you tickle under his armpit, and has a fat juicy behind.
"Dammn is who's fat juicy behind is that?"
"THAT IS MY BEHIND!" TENNYS YELLED
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