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A tradition started by the Indians to make the white folks get fat, so that when they get revenge and kill all of us in 2012, we'll be too fat and lazy to fight back.
Every ****ing year we eat way too much at Thanksgiving.
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A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.
The origin of the word Thanksgiving:
"THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."
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a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.
white guy: happy thanksgiving!
native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...
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it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!
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A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.
Oh God! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?
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The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America
"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."
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longform for "Thanks" - the product of mobile phone autocorrection gone wrong - see yards
Thanksgiving for cleaning up the bathroom.
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