why did she leave me

because u really bad in Minecraft

why did she leave me is what u said typing this or your are really wondering then type 12os98

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

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why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

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Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically

Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly

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Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

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Why Did You Search This Up

The word itself says its all.

Yeah. Why did you search this up?