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1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.
also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.
1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.
2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.
3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.
4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
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an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.
normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
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Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!
Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!
Me: Your mom goes to college.
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when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"
defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
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the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?"
an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.
debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore...
me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!
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your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:
A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis
A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday
A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.
A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
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1) the answer for any and every question.
2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.
3) only the greatest insult ever.
4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes
1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"
You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"
You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."
You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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