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A dirty ass Frenchy from the 18th century who travels with his fuckboy Tommy and dog
How should I know how to use Yvon Of The Yukon in a sentence?
When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.
I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
the big daddy of suv's. the yukon rules the road.
Oh, she got a yukon xl? The yukon xl rules the road!!
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Also known as the shocker, this phrase describes a sexual act in which the index finger is inserted into a woman's vagina and the pinky on the same hand is inserted into the anus. When the thumb is then used to stimulate the clitoris, this act is known as the "Yukon picklefork with a courtesy windsheild wiper".
Did you give her the Yukon picklefork?
What?
You know, the Yukon picklefork with a courtesy windsheild wiper (demonstrates with hand).
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Badass vehicle that only guys named mitchell drive because they're the only ones man enough to handle its power. That's until they drive it off the side of a road and get it stuck to the roof in a mud puddle.
Do you see that gmc Yukon? That thing will smoke your muscle car
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When you're getting a blowjob but are too drunk to finish so you pee a little in her mouth. This is of course an attempt to fool her into thinking the fellatio was successfully completed so as not to hurt any feelings.
A: "Dude, I was getting a hummer last night but was super drunk and just wanted to pass out so I led her down the Yukon Trail.
B: "Did she strike it rich?"
A: "She thought so but it was just fools gold."
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The best tasting beer known to mankind, brewed in Whitehorse at the Yukon Brewery
That yukon gold sure tastes fucking awesome.
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