85 kb

If you're using a file sharing program or a torrent website, NEVER download a file that's 85 kb. It's always a virus (true story).

If you download an 85 kb torrent, your computer will be fucked into oblivion with viruses.

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Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

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Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

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Mock 85

A specific, overused, and emphasized term used to compare and stereotype, typically in the “educational lens.” The first thing, typically an inferior research paper or person is compared to a vastly superior person or paper of the same subject, or vise versa.

“In this corner you have all the social, artsy, leader kids who can research, and put in the time. Then you have that Mock 85 weird kid sitting in the back picking his nose or something.”

85 Corolla

one of the most amazing cars ever. will run for practically forever if you take care of it right.

that 85 corolla is still going!? wow...

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Call It 85

The act of settling or coming to terms on a certain agreement or task.

Coined by Sacha Baron Cohen in his film Borat.

John - "Hey I'm done painting this how's it look?"

Joe - "Could be better. But oh well. Lets Call It 85 and go have a beer."

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The 85% Rule

The younger person in a relationship must be between 85-100% of the older persons age for the relationship to be socially acceptable.

Person 1- "Dude, I just got a new girlfriend"
Person 2- "How old is she?"
Person 1- "She's 22"
Person 2- "Dude, you're 35, that's not cool. You're disrespecting the 85% rule"
Person 1- "Oh shit, you're right"

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