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1. start of lent
2. Aust. Refers to ASh wednesday fires.
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Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.
Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!
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A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.
Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!
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When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
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The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.
Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!
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creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads
Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.
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a day where you get your forehead dirty.
man that priest slipped the old big thumb nose to hair liner. man i look like im black foreheaded
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