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I thought the bidet was a water fountain, boy was i wrong...
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After tagging a girl in the ass you piss on her arsehole to clean it up.
So I'm balls deep in the hookers ass and I gave her quick bidet to clean it up.
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Its when you do a girl on her back. When shes about to squirt, you stand up and squat over her and let her squirt you in the butt.
"She just bideted me in the butt"
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The name given to a person who enjoys the act of using one’s tongue on the anus in order to gain and or give sexual pleasure.
A bidet within a bathroom is a device used to clean one’s anus and buttocks. The tounge during the act of rimming in the same way cleans the very same area.
“Did you take home Bidet last night?”
“Yes I did, and this morning I’m squeaky clean.”
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super duper deluxe commode enema
um...... it's French!!!! r0flaffl
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a person that seems attractive in clothes, but is ugly when naked.
"Oh my god, I slept with him and he is such a bidet."
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