Cabbage

to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.

FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.

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Cabbage

Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.

*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!

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cabbage

someones head

ill split ya cabbage

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cabbage

money, cash, dough, or dollars

yo dawg you got the cabbage?

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Cabbage

A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.

Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."

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In the Cabbage

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter

Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk

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Cabbaged

Jake feels cabbaged after work. He’s tired after work.

I’m absolutely cabbaged after my day at work