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Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.
It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"
"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"
"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"
"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
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“What’s wrong” ask brad “ I just ate chipotle and now there is a Gurgling in my ass” said Steve
A counter-service restaurant chain serving Mexican cuisine with a name mispronounced by clueless housewives (as chi-POL-tay); it's known for burritos filled with undercooked chicken, lettuce tainted with e-coli, and overpriced guacamole.
Hey Brenda, do you want to go to Chipolte for lunch? No thanks, Debbie...last time I ate at Chipotle, I had to miss two days of work.
1. A dried chili used in mexican and southwestern dishes.
2. A fast food resturante that hails from Colorado. The resturantes all have this fake art deco look to them. They teamed up with McDonald's in an effort to mass market their product across the country. Their goal is to further fatten the American consumer with over stuffed burritos that contain unkown amounts of calories. The food is good, but should be eaten responsibly.
Chipotle Chicken burrito= 1000 calories.
3 burritos a week= 1 pound of fat
please eat responsibly
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Man, Chipotle is soo good and so much food, I have a burrito baby now!
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Chipotle is a great restaurant that makes you feel happy but soon will make you stomach feel HORRID
I ate chipotle.I regret that *cries* it's been 40 years since I got on the toilet. I'm still on it now.
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