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the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac
every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life
as pierre was working his way down her body, slowly kissing as he went down. he gently pulled her pink lingerie to one side, and saw that she had a fanny like a crackens beak.
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shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.
Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.
"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"
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The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.
"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP
"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic
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The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.
*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!
* awkward silence*
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When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.
Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"