wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

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Bloodline Deceiver

Moon in Timeless Miracle's song "Curse of the Werewolf".

Bloodline deceiver this is my call
I am the blazing full moon
Bloodline deceiver I gaze from above
I bring the madness that makes your blood boil

golden deceiver

A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!

I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

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beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

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The Great Deceiver

The Great Deceiver is the true god and everyone else’s religion is based on what different people thing it is. It is truly up to you as to what it is.

“The Great Deceiver is the true god, although people interpret what it’s true motivations are.”

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apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

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Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

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