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A penetrative sex act wherein the male partner, or partners, switch from penetration of the vagina, to penetration of the anus, then back into the vagina. This can be done in any amount of intervals, including stroke for stroke, but must start with the vagina.
I found myself so into the double-dutching that I was hittin' that hoe between the pussy and the ass with every other stroke.
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skippin' rope with two ropes twirling at the same time. Was really big in the '80s and apparently is making a small comeback.
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Finding the right moment to jump into sex with two women who aren't interested in you.
This is the situation where you and two women are in bed together and the women are only interested in themselves and not you. So you are on the sidelines trying to find the right moment to jump in. Like in Double dutch.
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jumping rope using two ropes swinging in opposite directions.
jumping rope is easy... but double dutch is hard!
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When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
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That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.
That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!
When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.
I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.
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