Elevens

It means "fuck you" or "I don't want to fucking do that". It comes from the act of putting your two middle fingers up they look like the number eleven It is said instead of actually putting up your fingers.

Elevens to that, I'm chucking elevens to that

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Elevens

A burnout competition to see who can lay the longest stretch of straight lines on a road by smoking their tires. The lines form a number 11 shape.

I'll bet I can lay better elevens than you can.

Let's go do some elevens in that parking lot.

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eleven

eleven is the most cumshots I've had jacking off.

Oh WOW! I did an eleven again!

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eleven

what one of the spinal tap amplifiers can go up to.

'wouldn't eleven be the same as ten but its just that they've added an extra notch?"

"but this goes up to eleven!"

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eleven

a bad bitch who should dump mike and date max.
El: I dump your ass
*two days later*
El: "fucking max while her dad scream at the top of his lungs "THREE INCHES OPENNN"*

Eleven you go girl c;

elevenitis

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

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Eleven

Is a person who likes eggos

Might have psychic powers

Eleven is a eggo lover

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