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elevenitis

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

by My name is "me shooting you in the head" unimportant February 2, 2007

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Eleven

A scary girl who you find in the woods with psychic powers. She will also be bald at all times unless given a wig.

Eleven, don't levitate that waffle!

by TRHD August 24, 2017

549πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Eleven

Derogatory term for Japanese

We aren't Elevens! We're Japanese!

by Lelouch Lamperouge June 14, 2008

915πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


Eleven

The saviour of Hawkins, Indiana

Eleven is Amazing!

by WillTDA December 5, 2017

97πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Eleven

A person with a shaved head who likes eggos and people named β€œMike”(Most commonly found with a person named Mike Wheeler)Most likely from secret government labs.

Can make people pee themselves with one stare and nosebleed

Can make portals(β€œgates” -Dustin Henderson”) with a bathtub and a giant nosebleed plus screaming

Torturing it or it’s family may cause certain death if it teams up with another specimen known as β€œEight”, which is a likely occurrence since it can find others like it with blindfolds.

Was created by two crazy brothers known as The Duffer Brothers, who were crazy enough to create such an eggo obsessed weapon

Oh look, here comes another Eleven from Hawkins Lab.

by LeftoverSpace49 February 28, 2018

143πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Eleven

A person who gets harassed a lot about stranger things

"No I didn't name call myself Eleven after the girl form stranger things"

by Ardvsrkmoosegoose March 14, 2017

78πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Elevenism

A religion that is
50% praising god (whatever god you believe in)
49% convincing people this is real
1% telling people it's not a cult

Elevenist : I practice elevenism
Person : What's Elevenism?
Elevenist : 50% praising god

49% convincing people this is real
1% telling people it's not a cult

by Other-Universe October 30, 2019

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž