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a cigg with a lil coke on the filter
man that flamethrower has my lungs num !
let me hit the flamethrower nigga !
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When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.
Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower
Ak: thats fucked up dude wth
When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.
Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.
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The M2 Flamethrower was used by American troops back in WWII. It is also the greatest piece of hack ever made in to Call of Duty:World at War when it comes to campaign and multiplayer. And do not get me started when someone gets it in Nazi Zombies.
(In Multiplayer)
"M2 Flamethrower user": LOL I spy people trying to capture our flag! -throws a smoke grenade and drops down to burn the hell out of everyone-
People who were trying to capture the flag: Dude, hax.
(In Nazi Zombies)
Person with Flamethrower: -randomly sparying fire causing sight problems to other players)
Other player: DUDE STOP USING THE F***ING FLAMETHROWER, I CANT SEE SH-...(the player has died after being swarmed by zombies).
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The act of a female farting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.
My dear friend light his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.
When you eat spicy food and your b-hole gets burned while shitting it out.
Don't get the jalapeño burrito or you'll end up with a Tijuana flamethrower.
When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.
John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.
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