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a high school out in the country full of dumb fucks that fight everyday , fein for nicotine , threatens to shoot up the school , and wanna be athletes that think their good but not .
i would hate to have to go to North Gaston for all 4 years
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only African-American to win the World Series as a manager (winth the Toronto Blue Jays in 1992 and 1993)
Cito Gaston rocks my socks!
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Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.
Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.
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the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
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She's such a beautiful girl and will achieve anything. She loves thicc boys and she is thicc to. Nylah is amazing, talented, smart, achievable, gorgeous, and fantastic. She can get any boy with one amazing look, she is also black with fluffy hair, and has a family of 4
Student 1: Man Nylah Gaston is so cute, I wonder if one day I will marry her.
A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life