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A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.
I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher
A set of old people hanging together.
The geriatric crew is playing Bingo.
A geriatric bunny is a senior citizen w energizer batteries.
A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.
Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.
"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"
Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.
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A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
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Person who absolutely loves the same culture as people who were born during the great depression and some modern day music but hates the 90s
I am 21 and I listen to Doo wop,the 50s;60s;70s;80s;2000s era and that makes me a geriatric youngin.
Ho'ing out Senior Citizen bitches.
Damn that nigga be geriatric pimpin like a motherfucker!