Gibson

A Gibson is a person who is so uncool that his mom has to pay his "friends". He is very loud and has a Hard time talking to people. He always has an awful posture and as he gets older he will develop back pains. He listens to too much Kanye West Music and has a deathly allergy. He is not to greatest guy.

Vasili: Hey Alex has Gibson paid you this week.
Alex: Yeah he just did.

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gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

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gibson

Best sounding guitars in the world. Made in Nashville, TN.

My 1959 Gibson Les Paul standard has an amazing tone.

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gibson

Laughing at your own joke when nobody else does.

Jeffery: "I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat!"
*Jeffery laughs but nobody else does*
Zack: "Jeffery just pulled a gibson!"

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Gibson

1. Fountain of poorly-dictated knowledge

2. Mainframe

Before we begin our quest, we must consort with the Gibson, who will serve as an oracle on our journey.

OMG!! STFU or I will hAx0r j00r gibson!!

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Gibson

Gibson, you are literally the kindest person ever to live! You are so thoughtful and always want to know about how someone's day was, Gibson's can get a bit annoying sometimes takes his anger out on you. But to be honest he does care so much, and even when you think he's really pissed at you, HE IS, but just give him some time and he will be the happy, kind, awesome guy he is. Also Gibson's are very musical people, and for some reason most Gibson's play the guitar (hmmm, I wonder why...)

1. Person: "Omg did you hear that Gibson plays the guitar!", Person 2: "Omg I know, he's so good at it!"

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gibson

Street slang for a cocaine-coated dildo.

Originating in the gay community of San Francisco in the 1990s, gibsons have recently become somewhat more popular among other American subcultures. It is rumored that the term is named after Mel Gibson and was first used as joke referencing Gibson's various homophobic outbursts.

Debbie: Rachel, don't tell anybody, but Brad and I have been using gibsons almost every night this semester.

Rachel: Debbie! You promised me you were going to give up cocaine! Can't you just use a regular dildo?

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