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the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job
My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.
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v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
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Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!
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1. International French finance firm that specializes in global commerce.
2. Extremely boring and mind numbing organization in the world.
3. Due to lack of interesting services, large amounts of boredom, in addition to the corporate drama, it is the first part of a phrase. (Phrase also known as The Shades of Grouch)
Intern Wang at Grouch is head over heals for soon to be legal assistant Rajeev. Rajeev comes to work with massive circles on his neck that look like the craters on the moon's surface. Intern Wang decideds to talk to Intern Meng about her frustration and they begin to elaborate on how fowl and gross the other co-workers are and how they should have a massive "social gathering" and get any pending issues out of the way.
All because of BOREDOM...
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Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
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The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
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Weed that is so stanky, it not only looks like a chunk of Oscar the Grouch's fur, but also emits a stench similar to his.
Steve: Hey man, I am having a really shitty day, do you know of anything that will brighten it up?
Joe: Well actually,my guy Norris just got a fat sac of straight Grouch Fur! let me give him a call for you.
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