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White skinned, american who drives a pickup truck, watches nascar and takes his cousin out to eat at burgerking before he fucks her.
See also... Hillbillyredneckhick
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Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!"
hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!
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n. People, primarily in the Appalachian region of the South, who are isolated from civilization and cannot therefore assimilate into modern culture. They differ from rednecks in, that, rednecks live in close proximity to both civilization and modern culture, however, they choose not to assimilate, whereas a hillbilly cannot assimilate.
"He lives a ways, yonder over the mountain, 'bout 100 miles from the city, he's a true hillbilly"
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People that love to drink moonshine and LOVE FUCKING THEIR COUSINS
We hillbilly bastards love moonshine and having sex with our cousins
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A species of wild male goat that inhabits small/low mountains.
Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because it’s not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.
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Britney Spears and/or her hubby
Britney Spears is a hillbilly
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Simple minded, rural and inbred. Poor excuses for homosapiens. Diet Consists of roasted racoon and roadkill. usually has around 12 children, all named cleetus, britney or clancey. Lives in trailers or shacks. often mistaken for game. the combined IQ of a family of hillbilly's often challenges the IQ of the raodkill they eat, which is approximatly how many teeth they have (less then 5)
Phrases often used:
ma (mother)
pa (father)
food (roadkill)
crocodillo (rodent)
spoon (any general tool)
ahuhug (hillbilly laugh)
toilet (sink)
them posh city folk (humans)
aha ahugugh (pass the salt)
only a true hillbilly can point out the direction of 'yonder'
hillbillys often get gas money by selling their truck.
hillbillys are also known as:
rednecks
hicks
yokels
country folk
inbreds
trailer park white trash
'i dun got me some roadkill, ahuhug'
'id rather you be quiet, stupid hillbilly'
'dawng..yous posh city folk..err..ahuhug.'
'look ma...i fund a spoon an its reel shiney like ahug.'
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