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workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 26, 2008


vagina for hire

A female prostitute.

That John has been soliciting for a vagina for hire in the city's redlight district.

by The Plaid Octopus I August 5, 2007

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hired Geek

An intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. It was frequently used by Hunter S. Thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists.

Any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.

by bigfatdeal August 23, 2010

40πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004

106πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


hired goon

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.

"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)

by Senpai Andre December 29, 2016

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


private hire

Taxi service.

Hey let’s call up the private hire so we can waste money!

by hejdndndn December 10, 2018


Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

by sarasplayroom.com July 6, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž