item 9

item nine is a slang term for marijuana made popular by the hit film "pineapple express"

item 9 is the SHIT you should send this out to the whole world

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pornotional items

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.

The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

Item Lust

A term used to represent the severe desire to obtain an item during a battle in any of the Super Smash Bros games. This desire can and does often result in a negative outcome for the lusting player.

Item Lust kills more people than cancer.

Premium items

1 --- Aka Cash Shop Items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. Such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.

2---A scam put out by most Korean gaming cooperation for their MMORPG for the soul purpose of profit. Making the game as shitty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could've just done that in the first place.

But NOOOOOOO, "We need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is Premium Items!"

Even though technically you do purchase Premium Items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 Dickweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 Dickweeds.

-Premium Item: Boob enhancer
-Description: Increase your female character's breast by 10x from the G cup sizes they already are.
-Cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.

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Boy-1: "Dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars I've ever spent."

Boy-2: "Too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol"

Boy-1; "FuuuuuuuCCCCKKKKKK!!!"

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Item-Fagging

Exclusively used in Mario Kart Double Dash.
The act of staying in the back of the race and collecting all of the good items.

Arthur: Wow, look at Eric Item-Fagging in the back.
Bill: Yea, what a bitch.

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blind item

When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.

Today's Blind Item: "Which blonde is no longer giving sweet kisses to her boy-band husband?"

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item whore

Someone in an online game or video game that likes hoarding items for either selling those items later or to prevent other people from obtaining them.

"Wow, what's all these digging holes in your town?"

"Oh, I have burried a lot of items that I didn't have room for in my house outside."

"You're such an item whore."

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