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a mud monster who loves to eat mud and make rather scary groaning noises
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An ugly little man with smelly breath and no sense of hygiene. Tends to be associated with trolls
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A term meaning awesome, extremely amazing, or sometimes perfect. If your called a mahir haque, it means your basically good at everything you do.
Guy 1: Hey brah, can you gimme the answer to number 5?
Guy 2: Oh come on, I know you've got some mahir haque in you.
Guy 1: Why does life suck so much? I just want to die!
Guy 2: Don't think like that. I personally think of you as a mahir haque. :)
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when your dicks too small so you use a strap on and the cum breaks the strap on. 9 months later shes pregnant and you end up supporting man utd
it didnt go in properly so i gave her a dirty mahir
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An individual with an intelligence quotient of 150 yet an emotional quotient of 10. He groans, saying he likes to ship characters in Skibidi Toilet and watches content farm episodes on repeat in class. Both of his parents were straight A's, his father being the class valedictorian and a physics major who was a soccer team captain with a 1580 on the SAT, while his mother was the salutatorian of her class and a master's degree in biochemistry who got a 1600 on the SAT. Meanwhile, this individual had negative grades in all his classes except math (Which he naturally enjoyed) and was so rude that he was banned from entering an educational facility. He places rings around his neck to make it longer so that it sticks out of the toilet bowl he wears on his head whenever he is not asleep. He hates learning, apart from the mathematics he acquired when he was still interested, and he has a worse attitude than the laziest kids in any educational facility. When he hates on a person, he taunts them behind their back and tries to suffocate the person by tying his long neck around that of the person he is hating on. He stares down at the suffocating person and groans "Uej Aeudentifoy aesuh skouiboudoey twoilit" ( I identify as a Skibidi Toilet) before eating the person's head, much like a Skibidi Toilet. His method of attack is similar to that of a boa constrictor. Additionally, he has severe hyperdontia and white spots and marks on every tooth from biting human skulls.
This "Huge waste of potential" that many use to describe the King of the Mahir Haters is the reason why all children deserve the best support from their families regardless of their attitudes and should never be abused. A lack of therapy, combined with neglect, caused this once-happy individual to fall into a deep despair that eventually transformed him into the tyrannical leader of a group of innocents whom he poisoned and turned into disgusting, mutant creatures. Everybody he converted into a Mahir Hater can be cured, but time will tell if he himself can be corrected.
A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj Aem Snorelacks" (I am Snorlax) and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have an anus instead of a mouth, like a sea cucumber. Their anus doesn't exist, it closed up from Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew feces out of their face onto the person.
Oaj aem Snorelacks! Oaj aem Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
If a toilet seat is covered in feces, it is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.